The ants go marching, one by one,
Across my kitchen floor,
My little one stops to suck his thumb,
And then he starts to roar.
” Come, Mommy! Something’s getting me!”
Another small voice begs,
Oh no! The tiny terrors
Are marching up her leg!
Let tiny monsters wreck my home?
No thanks! I have no interest.
”Hush, little ones, go play awhile,
Mommy’s consulting Pinterest.”
The ants go marching, one by one,
But I don’t sing ”Hurrah,”
Pinterest has like, a hundred tips,
I sigh, and try them all.
Those sticky little Terro traps,
I have them everywhere.
Well- everywhere the kids can’t find…
(So- three under my armchair.)
Sugar and borax, everywhere
(Well… you know what I mean.)
And little cups beneath the chair,
With an odd-smelling goop that’s green.
“Dish soap! Soda! vinegar!
Will kill them, every time…”
My house smells like a laundromat, (Looks like a scene of crime.)
The ants they march, across my floor.
They eat their free buffet,
But, very much alive and well,
They bravely march away.
-J.D.
I thought maybe this would be relatable for some more of you. If you have tips that ACTUALLY WORK, please do comment!
A Farm Wife's Reflections 
Your poem is the best! 😂 Try to figure out if they are sweet-eating ants or grease-eating. Then try to eliminate whatever they are so interested. I’ve had grease-eating ants and they can be sooo persistent but trying to keep the floor clean and NO food in trash cans helped if I remember right.
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Haha thanks:) and I will try to observe them and figure out what they’re after. They’re really small and not very “crunchy” when you squish them…?
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I had the middle-sized and large sweet eating kind, and couldn’t believe the hole they had carved out of a bag of brown sugar until I found them. Every spring they come looking, but eventually go out again except for the occasional straggler. I had them thick again one day and finally remembered the unfinished sucker on a bag on the counter. It was nearly finished by then. 🙂 I used some spray where they were thickest, but I think eliminating the food source was the major success. Not saying you have lots of food lying around–and please do accept my sympathy! It ain’t fun, I’m sure.
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Nope it’s not fun 😑but hopefully soon I can get on top of them.
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If you want a child-safe contact spray, I found that the lavender Method all-purpose cleaner kills instantly but isn’t as toxic. And my children can “spray ants” for me😁
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What a great idea! Thanks!
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I know your frustrations!! Put borax and sugar around the outside of your house, right along the base… that’s the only way I could conquer them around here…and it actually works! (The comments are going to be as confusing as Pintrest! 😉 )
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😂oh no worries, I will try any thing!
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Lol this gave me a good laugh! Great job! 😉 and good luck on getting rid of them. Sounds traumatic.
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Haha thanks. And yes very traumatic 😉
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You said you tried Terro. Do you know where they’re coming from? Like can you find a hole or spot where you can see them going in and out of? I’ve just about always had success with Terro bait. But I usually try to put it close to where I see them coming in and out or at least directly in the “path” they’re using. But I understand with littles you can’t have them setting out as easily as I can!😉😊
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Yeah, i think my problem is that i can’t leave it in the right places, and possibly also that i need to be more patient and give it time to work. 😄
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Way to go on the poem!! Oh not fun!! We have those very tiny little ants that have attacked the pantry for the last couple years. I used sugar and borax and that would work but after a rain storm they would be back. I was told of ‘Home Defense’ from Lowe’s. Spray that around, inside or outside. Dries very quickly, so it is child friendly. We have had good results that last. I hope you can conquer them!!! So so annoying!!!
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Cute poem,Jeanette! Terro seems to work very well,besides trying to make sure all slop is immediately disposed of and sticky counters washed. I do not know why ants have been known to march up & down a bathroom wall,seeing there are no leftover feasts in there! Best wishes, Nancy
On Thu, Sep 6, 2018 at 12:27 PM A Farm Wife’s Reflections wrote:
> Jeanette posted: “I Give Up The ants go marching, one by one, Across my > kitchen floor, My little one stops to suck his thumb, And then he starts to > roar. ” Come, Mommy! Something’s getting me!” Another small voice begs, Oh > no! The tiny terrors Are marching up her l” >
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